How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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George Bush.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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WNBA

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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