Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Gun Control

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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