How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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