"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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