- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Jersey Shore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

whats 2+2? 4

Black People.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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