- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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