- Anti Joke

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over