- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Dylan is a person

a man is running away

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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