- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Black people

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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