- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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