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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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