- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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