I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats long and green? weed

Jesus was a good guy

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Billy Cundiff.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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