Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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