Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Thumbs this up

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Anti Joke

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