A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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