- Anti Joke

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings