How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Gianni

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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