If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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how may i help you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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