Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Psychics.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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These Jokes suck.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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lol

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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