Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Anti Joke

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