What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Obama

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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