Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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