Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

I hate blackniggers

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Whats the difference between a frog?

once upon a time there was a boy

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Yeah right loser!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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