- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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