- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Justin Bieber

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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