On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

women's rights.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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