you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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hit the thumbs down button

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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try slamming a revolving door

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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