Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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