Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Dogs in my home.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Wade

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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