- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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