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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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