What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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