hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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That's what she didn't say

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Anti Joke

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