- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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