What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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