What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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