What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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69 :)

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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