Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Deadly cancer.

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