- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I pooped my pants

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats an Anti Joke

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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