What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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