Penal Dysfunction

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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nipple

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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