- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

The Barackness Monster

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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