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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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