- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

LIFE :(

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Anything involving women..

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Woman's rights

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

what do you call gingers ugly.

my name is Jacob sartorious

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

spell backwards: taco cat

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