- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

A cow says moo and explodes.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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