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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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your mum

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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