What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Fiats

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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