What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Cleveland winning something

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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