A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I never asked for this.

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Women's rights

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Two english guys meet at work

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

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