- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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