Knock knock. Come in.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Kim Kardashian got a job.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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