Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What's an Anti Joke?

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Lil Wayne

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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