Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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*you're

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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hey

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AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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