Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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WNBA

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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