what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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