What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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