- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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