Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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