- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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