- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Guess What! HI!

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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